who wants to open up a literature-themed bar with me?

theironicgnome:

victoryjobs:

  • it will be called hemingway’s (natch)
  • our menu will include drinks we invent ourselves based on puns of classic book titles
  • of ice and gin
  • lagerhaus-five
  • absolut, absolut
  • tequila mockingbird
  • etc
  • and once a month we will have a free drinking contest called “atlas chugged”

It’s moments like these that I kick myself for not thinking of this myself.

(Source: scaly-panties)

  1. Date Posted Icon 7th February 2012
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    TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD.
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    Greatness personified.
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    This stole my heart at “tequila mockingbird.”
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    If only I lived somewhere that had a bar called Hemingway’s…
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    I lost it at tequila mockingbird omg.
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